A quote from Chuck Palahniuk
"The difference between how you look and how you see yourself is enough to kill most people. And maybe the reason vampires don’t die is because they can never see themselves in photographs or mirrors."
Friday, May 21, 2010
Scooby & Shaggy were totally stoners.
- They were always paranoid
- They always had the munchies, eating big ass sandwiches& shit
- They always were the first to see some trippy ass shit
- They always had the giggles
- The mystery machine was a hippie van. I bet they hot box’d the shit outta it.
- He was talking to a damn dog
- They drove around at 3am n shit lookin 4 haunted houses
- They never had no idea of where the hell they was suppose to be going
- Scooby “DOOBIE” Doo???
- Who the hell says “zoinks”??
- Scooby DOOBIE doo hahahahahahaa! how come i’ve never noticed that?!
"This November, days after the 40th anniversary of
one of the most bizarre prohibitions in US history, California voters
will have the opportunity to decriminalize once and for all the
possession and recreational usage of what we now know to be a perfectly
harmless, naturally-occurring crop."
-Kevin Armento: Why Marijuana Is Not A Drug
Associated Press: After 40 Years, $1 Trillion, US Drug War “Has Failed to Meet Any of Its Goals
The so-called ‘war’ on some drugs — which is really a war on
consumers of certain temporarily mood-altering substances, mainly
marijuana, can not survive if continually faced with this kind of
scrutiny. Even the Drug Czar — when faced with the actual evidence and
data above — folds his cards immediately, acknowledging that U.S.
criminal drug enforcement “has not been successful.” Yet apparently
neither he, nor the majority of Congress, the President Obama, the bulk of
law enforcement officials, or any of the tens of thousands of
bureaucrats in Washington, DC have the stones to stand up and put a
stop to it.
And that is — and always has been — the problem.
And so the drums of war beat on, and the casualties mount.
Isn’t it about time that we all said: “Enough is enough?“
Texas schools to get controversial syllabus
"Education officials in the US state of Texas have adopted new guidelines to the school curriculum, which critics say will politicize teaching"
Includes:Yes, but fortunately, they do not have the 500 million in their budget to actually produce and distribute the “text books”, so that whole thing has been postponed for a couple years. Long enough for the moderates to come out of the woodwork and stand up to this mockery of human intelligence hopefully.
- Dropping Thomas Jefferson
- Saying that the founders did not intend a separation of church and state
- The UN is a threat to personal freedoms
12 Ways To Know You Got Good Herb
* Look for lots of crystals. The more the better. If you can look at your weed closely and see lots of crystals in it, it’s a safe bet that you are going to be pretty high soon.
* Shouldn’t be too dry. Good weed is not going to be dry or feel like it’s been sitting out in the sun for too long. If there is no stickiness or it just crumbles as you break it up, that is probably not a good sign. If it looks like this, you bought some bad shit.
* Lots of sticks and seeds is never a good sign. A few here and there are to be expected but if you have an excessive amount of sticks and seeds, that is a PROBLEM. Not only for the fact of you having to sort through all them but the fact that you know that the quality of the weed you just purchased isn’t the best.
* It should be green. Certain other colors are acceptable too but mainly it should be green. You can also find good weed they has hints of purple, orange or red and you can usually bet that it is going to be pretty good. Brown weed is NOT an acceptable color.
* Potency of the smell is a key to figuring out quality. Dank weed smells just like the word says, dank. Sometimes it will be so strong that you can smell it through the bag. Next time you have some weed, take some time to smell it and figure out what exactly good weed smells like. It is hard to describe but if you have bad weed it will usually have a very faint or no smell. Not good.
* Shouldn’t be too wet. Just like dry weed, if your weed is soggy that is not good. Even if its dank it will affect the way it breaks up and you don’t want that, especially in these hard recessionary times. We need to stretch the weed as far as we possibly can.
* Really leafy weed is not a good. Usually if you get sold weed that happens to be really leafy, that means that it is just a lot of fluff. It usually won’t break down well or be able to really be stretched out at all.
* Look for hairs. Those little hairs on the end of your weed are like gold. If there are a lot of them then that is gonna be some great weed.
* Avoid bullshit dealers. I can’t emphasize how important it is to have dealers you can trust. If you have a guy that consistently has good stuff, hold on to him as long as you possibly can (not literally). Check out this guide on the traits of good dealers if you don’t know one when you see one.
* It should feel sticky when you break it up. There is a reason why rappers always brag about having that “sticky icky icky.” Stickier weed that is harder to break up will always get you way higher than that weed that just crumbles as you break it up. Ack. Can’t stand that.
* Sometimes there is no way to tell until you smoke it. It’s a sad truth but sometimes you will never know whether or not the weed is good until smoke it. I have had weed that I thought was going to be magnificent based on all the tests above and it turned out to be horrible. On the other hand I’ve had weed that I smoked, expecting for it to have little or no strong affect and it turned out to be GRRRRREAT!!! Sometimes that’s just the way it goes.
* Experience counts for a lot. The reality is there are going to be times that you buy weed that sucks and times that you buy great weed. The more and more you buy it, the better you will become at figuring out what is what. Be patient, pay attention to what you buy and if you are a new weed buyer don’t make it obvious or else you will get taken advantage of.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
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